All that sh*t is fictitious

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tyleroakley:

THIS. IS. MY. LIFE.

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looool

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perfectmeansthin:

Hahahahahah ahah omg….this made my night.

Lmbo, for juicyg!

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photographywelove:

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

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pure genius.

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sofapizza:

gotta be more clear, ladies.